I heard the word
there's a war between the bird
factions
the lines are blurred 
it's absurd 
but they are undeterred
and I can tell you what I prefer
The chickens are great
the turkeys I hate
so wait, keep that straight
I want turkey on my plate
I want chickens in the yard
cook turkeys in lard with swiss chard
It's not so hard
to catch them off guard
and I'll just discard
the wishbone when I'm done
Oh yeah you better run
cause I'll have some fun
when I catch you son
and make a home spun
thanksgiving meal for everyone