Your New Boyfriend chords by Wilbur Soot

F#m11: 2x2200
 
[Verse]
G*
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
     B*
When I was a kid on VOIP
  Em*
I thought when I get older
    C ~          Cm ~
I'd marry her, I told her
G*
Now I'm 26 and I  work in an office
B*
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em*
  If I could change a single thing
C*            Cm*           Am11 ~
  I'd make it me and not him
 
 
[Chorus]
    C*                Cm*                    G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
C*                   Cm*                G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
      G                   B            C    Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am*                    Am*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
N.C.
    Woo!
 
 
[Interlude]
| G     | B    | Em   | C  Cm |
| G     | B    | Em   | C  Cm |
 
 
[Verse]
G ~
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
    B*
The one that took you away from me
Em*
  You hit it off instantly
  C ~                        Cm ~
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
     G*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B*
Push against his fashion sense
     Em*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C*                    Cm*
  (I'm not gay though)
 
 
[Interlude]
G
 
[Bridge]
      G                     B
Cause she's living the dream
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G                     B
She's living the dream
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C*                Cm*
From back when we were seventeen
G ~
How on earth can I be saved?
         N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
Em*
  I just think that I deserve
  C ~                Cm ~
A little bit of what I earned
    G*
I'm not gonna make another scene
    B*
the one I made when I was 23
          Em*                          C* Cm* Am11 ~
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 
 
[Chorus]
    C*                   Cm*                    G
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat
C*                   Cm*                G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
       C                    Cm
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     G                        G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
      G                   B            C    Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am*                     Am*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
 
 
[Interlude]
| G     | B    | Em   | C  Cm |
 
 
[Outro]
  G                       B
I think about you everyday
   Em                  C    Cm
So how on earth can I be saved
  G                       B
I think about him a lot as well
Em                       C    Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
             G
Cause you're beauty
       B
And you're grace
      Em                  C         Cm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
G               B
  I want you to notice me
Em                   C     Cm              G
  With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
              B
I want you to care
Em                   C    Cm
  I want to smell your hair
 
G*